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- Nota de una empresa de USA a su personal en Argentina
- It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in
- Buenos Aires that offensive language is commonly used by our spanish
- speaking staff.
- Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and
- offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediatly
- adhere to the following rules:
- 1. Words like carajo, la puta madre o me da en el quinto forro and other such
- expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
- effect, no matter
- how heated a discussion may become.
- 2. You will not say la cagó when someone makes a mistake, or lo están cagando a
- pedos if you see someone being reprimended, or qué cagada when a major
- mistake has
- been made. All forms and derivations of the verb cagar are utterly
- innapropiate and
- unacceptable in our environment.
- 3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
- circumstances will be
- referred as hijo de mil puta, guanaco, mal parido, es una mierda or es
- una bosta.
- 4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as falta de huevos
- nor will persons
- who lack initiative be referred to as cagón de mierda, pelotudo or boludo.
- 5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
- referred as pajas
- mentales or pendejadas.
- 6. Do not say cómo hincha las pelotas nor qué ladilla de mierda if a person is
- persistent; do not add cagó fuego, if a colleague is going through a difficult
- situation. Furthermore, you must not say cagamos (refer to item #2) nor nos
- rompieron el orto when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
- 7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say andate a
- la concha de tu
- hermana nor should you ever substitute May I help you? with ¿Qué mierda querés?
- 8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners
- viejos chotos.
- 9. Do not say me chupa un huevo when a relevant project is presented to you, nor
- should you ever answer sobame el nabo when your assistance is required.
- 10.You should never call partners as puto de mierda o vieja
- tortillera; the sexual
- bahavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms suchs as viejo
- trolo, la mira con cariño or mariquita.
- 11. Last but not least, after reading this note, please don´t say me
- la paso por el
- orto. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
- Thank you.
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